Oh look at this ferocious creature that inspires immense fear upon only a glimpse. Who could have reached out and snatched me away. It is truly a wonder I survived despite being a mile away. I took this under extreme peril, peering through my infrared microscope through my magnifying glass and into a telescope.... What? You don't care about my harrowing escape? Well so be it.

You want to know what the petrifying creature is. What nonsense; just look at it! It's borderline orange, with no eyes, and an immense stinger behind it. And just look at that fang infested maw. I estimate with my laser sights that it is at least 10 feet across! Horrifyi-what? You think not? Orders of magnitude of err-unbelievable accusations! Well, if I won't be taken seriously I'll just let you be eaten by the furry devourer of attention.